The signs of Internet addiction are:
(just for a joke and a refreshing for a moment)

1. You asked for dowry on the wedding day is set
computer and modem. Cash!

2. Bell in your house reads "Click here to continue"

3. Your bathroom door that read "This site contains Adult Material,
please verify your age "

4. You ask if there is a new email for you to mailman
Eid cards were delivered.

5. Your dreams always start with http://www.

6. You are using search engines to find your child already
three days did not go home.

7. "Unable to locate your server!" You say when the phone
wrong number.


8. Your children are named Joko.gov order later he became an employee
civil servants and Tole.edu order later he became a student forever.

9. You have exactly the snoring sound similar to the sound Handshake
modem.

10. Your hard drive of your finger because you've been online for
36 hours.

11. You watch the movie "The Net" ... 63 times.

12. When your car ramming another car at an intersection, the
Your first look is the UNDO button.

13. Your wife put the wig on top of your monitor to remind
You what he looks like.

14. You give your child's name Eudora, Netscape and mIRC. And if you are more democratic (not monopistis) you will give your child's name or a distro of Linux-distro.

15. You introduce yourself as: youremail @ y. .. or www.domain.com

16. You make a tattoo on your body "This body best Viewed with Internet Explorer 5.5 or higher."

17. You leave the queue a train ticket by saying "request time out!"

18. When life you are depressed, you will be very sorry
why your body is not equipped with the Ctrl-Alt-Del.

19. You read this to the end.